If you didn't have Horrorany strong opinions on species of fox, get ready to have some.

Twitter user Colin J Carlson was plagued by insomnia on Saturday, and he had a novel solution to the crisis.

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Take it away Colin. He starts out with the basics.

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Next up was a top notch fox.

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Then came a very slinky fox.

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He really liked the corsac fox.

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And Blanford's fox's big bushy tail got it points.

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The kit fox however was pretty sub-par by his estimation.

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Luckily the bat-eared fox brought its A++ game.

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The fennec fox wasn't quite as ace but still pretty cool.

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Even the crab-eating fox got a look-in.

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Finally it was the arctic fox's turn, and then 'twas the end of fox grade.

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Carlson did a couple "bonus rounds" and even reviewed a wolf.

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Hats off to you Colin for dealing with your insomnia by educating us all about foxes. You are a god among foxes.